{"id":8320,"date":"2015-02-12T17:15:06","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T23:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/?p=8320"},"modified":"2015-02-12T17:15:06","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T23:15:06","slug":"este-14-de-febrero-mas-vale-solo-que-mal-acompanado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/este-14-de-febrero-mas-vale-solo-que-mal-acompanado\/","title":{"rendered":"Este 14 de Febrero: M\u00e1s vale solo, que mal acompa\u00f1ado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Se acerca el 14 de febrero y \u00bfno tienes novi@, free, pompi, amigobi@, detalle, peor es nada? \u00bfLas \u00fanicas llamadas que tienes en tu tel\u00e9fono son de tu mam\u00e1 o abuela? \u00bfQuisiste adoptar un perro pero el perro no se quiso ir contigo? Tal vez\u00a0duela aceptarlo pero eres un <strong>Forever Alone<\/strong>\u00a0en toda la extensi\u00f3n de la palabra.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Si ya te vas a poner a llorar, aqu\u00ed te vamos a dar ejemplos de que no todo est\u00e1 perdido. \u00a0Despu\u00e9s de ver estas im\u00e1genes, definitivamente vas a pensar\u00a0<strong><em>&#8220;M\u00e1s vale solo, que mal acompa\u00f1ado&#8221;.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mira de todo lo que te est\u00e1s perdiendo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Incre\u00edbles Fotos de Estudio<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/01144.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8324\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/01144.jpg\" alt=\"01144\" width=\"570\" height=\"855\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/a743ba4de99bec9caf15d19418d5a3df.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8342\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/a743ba4de99bec9caf15d19418d5a3df.jpg\" alt=\"a743ba4de99bec9caf15d19418d5a3df\" width=\"569\" height=\"816\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/201112ae0ef2d57med.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/kKyqm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8332\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/kKyqm.jpg\" alt=\"kKyqm\" width=\"567\" height=\"582\" \/><\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <a 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Parque<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/gdhryet5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8331\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/gdhryet5.jpg\" alt=\"gdhryet5\" width=\"565\" height=\"690\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Novios posesivos<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Worst-Dad-Ever-151.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8341\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Worst-Dad-Ever-151.jpg\" alt=\"Worst-Dad-Ever-15\" width=\"562\" height=\"782\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Que te env\u00eden fotos sexys desde el ba\u00f1o<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/fotos-sexys-PAGINA.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8330\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/fotos-sexys-PAGINA.jpg\" alt=\"fotos-sexys-PAGINA\" width=\"565\" height=\"740\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bathroom-selfie-fail4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8337\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/bathroom-selfie-fail4.jpg\" alt=\"bathroom-selfie-fail4\" width=\"561\" height=\"748\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">La Boda Ideal<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/brindando-con-fanta.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8338\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/brindando-con-fanta.jpg\" alt=\"brindando-con-fanta\" width=\"560\" height=\"587\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1s9wmsyp6ide_wdp720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8323\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1s9wmsyp6ide_wdp720.jpg\" alt=\"1s9wmsyp6ide_wdp720\" width=\"560\" height=\"996\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Los Mejores Regalos<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/BfpvAXFCIAAbC3e.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8328\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/BfpvAXFCIAAbC3e.jpg\" alt=\"BfpvAXFCIAAbC3e\" width=\"562\" height=\"421\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Bfp0JXOCAAAoPvn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8326\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Bfp0JXOCAAAoPvn.jpg\" alt=\"Bfp0JXOCAAAoPvn\" width=\"563\" height=\"424\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/201112ae0ef2d57med.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8325\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/201112ae0ef2d57med.jpg\" alt=\"201112ae0ef2d57med\" width=\"585\" height=\"433\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Un cl\u00e1sico&#8230; Que forren tu motoneta con Post-it<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Bfp6ABNIMAElo4E.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-8327\" src=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Bfp6ABNIMAElo4E.jpg\" alt=\"Bfp6ABNIMAElo4E\" width=\"466\" height=\"776\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00bfSigues sinti\u00e9ndote mal por estar solo?<\/span><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se acerca el 14 de febrero y \u00bfno tienes novi@, free, pompi, amigobi@, detalle, peor es nada? \u00bfLas \u00fanicas llamadas que tienes en tu tel\u00e9fono son de tu mam\u00e1 o abuela? \u00bfQuisiste adoptar un perro pero el perro no se quiso ir contigo? Tal vez\u00a0duela aceptarlo pero eres un Forever Alone\u00a0en toda la extensi\u00f3n de&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/este-14-de-febrero-mas-vale-solo-que-mal-acompanado\/\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Este 14 de Febrero: M\u00e1s vale solo, que mal acompa\u00f1ado<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":8321,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,23,27,30,43],"tags":[76,2079,2110,4463],"class_list":["post-8320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-fotografia","category-geek","category-humor","category-internet","category-ocio","tag-14-de-febrero","tag-forever-alone","tag-fotos","tag-san-valentin","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ctrl-x.com.mx\/ctrlx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}